Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

Why were the sneakers so sad?

Because they had ten issues.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.