Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses so negative?

Because they're nay sayers.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

Sneaker Jokes More Sneaker Jokes

What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear?

Sneakers. Huehuehue.

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.