What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ?

Infantry !

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Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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A ghoul Yule!

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When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.