Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

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Why did the grinch cross the road?

HE HAS TOO MUCH LONGER LEG !!!!

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!