Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
A woman changes hers more often.
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Nein!
A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
I guess that some people just want to see the world turn
He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
