How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

How many ISIS mercenaries does it take to change a light bulb?

None stupid crusader, that's a job for the hostages!

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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually agents will screw in just about anything.

How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Change !

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What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays?

The week force.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.