How many physicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're efficient and don't have humour.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.