Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

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How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail