What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the best way to stop a German train?

them nicely.

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

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Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How do I do that?

he asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."