What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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How many have you derailed this year?

I replied, "I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU