A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.
A GoProbe.
a daeshcam
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Jesus: *winks at camera*
Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!
By selling your camera.
They capture your special moments.
One holds photos The other holds five
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they both capture the moment.
Photos-in-the-seas!"
A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
To which I replied: "a camera."
Bring out your camera.
A furtographer
They both capture that special moment.
The bystander with the camera.
A BiPolaroid
Because attachments are forbidden.
an airbroosh
I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."
Because Jesus saves.
Kermit the Fog !
Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
The Spanish Inquisition.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Because Joy was stuck on the roof.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
In the way!
The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.
They just couldn't sort things out.
To make sure he still wasn't there.
Look at it in a mirror.
