Camera Jokes

What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck?

a daeshcam

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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