Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five