Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!