Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.