What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.