What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

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What do you call an attractive zombie?

Drop dead gore-geous!

What Do you Call a Bowler that drops his ball a lot?

Gutterfingers!

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.