What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?

A: One's a phony buck.

Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level