One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.
One leg is both the same.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
Nothing, it just waved.
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Congee-gal visit
Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?
