Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.