Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

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Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant