Sick Eagle Jokes

Why was the sick eagle in prison?

Because she was illegal.

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What do you call a sick eagle?

Illegal.

What do you call a sick eagle that just flew in from out of the country?

an ill-eagle immigrant

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

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Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

Illeagle Jokes More Illeagle Jokes

Why did the sick eagle get deported?

Because he was an illeagle.

What did they call Glenn Frey when he was in the hospital?

An Illeagle