A deport-a-potty.
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Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
Because they can't Peruve they're citizens
Deport him.
Deport him back to Mexico
Deport him
He was an ill eagle.
Because he was an illeagle.
Because it was Pablo-matic
Little Caesars
Peruve it!
Cross-country
Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.
Illegal.
Because she was illegal.
A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.
Christmas, Carl
Because he's the best wrapper alive.
Bring Your Kid to Work Day
Bye, son.