Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

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Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

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What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens

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What did the Peruvian defense lawyer say to the Peruvian prosecutor?

Peruve it!

Why are Peruvians always deported?

Because they can't Peruve they're citizens