A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
cried Baby Bear.
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Doverkiin.
My erection.
polar-oids
Its Tricerabottom.
With scare spray.
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.
A stamp.
A: He couldn't part with it.
She pulled her pants up.