A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Onions" was his dog... D:
A crying saucer.
Depends how hard you can throw them.
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
One baby in ten trash cans.
Decalfinated
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
A. Put the remote control between his toes.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
By giving her a Brazilian wax first!
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
Because there's a Target on every corner
So it won't get too Messi.
She pulled her pants up.
