What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?

A dog who can lick himself from across the room

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.