What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room.."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Matt Damon?

A new-Bourne

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair ?

A bald point !

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's big and green and sits in the corner?

The Incredible Sulk!

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.