Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What's the tastiest part of a floppy disk?

The cookie!

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long