Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long