What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

What do you can an agent orange attack on Bangkok?

Thai die.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.