What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What does your mom and your driveway have in common?

They both have a GARBAGE box.

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Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

Where do cats go when they die?

Purrgutory.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.