What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

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Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

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When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.