What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

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Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons ! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long?

Because it said, Concentrate.

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.