What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.