What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

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What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Orange Juice Jokes More Orange Juice Jokes

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!