Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.