Close the door! I'm dressing!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa
Ping Pong
A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.
With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.
A: Cold cuts.
One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
They're usually the elephant in the room
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
Give her a shovel.
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
Because he ate five fruits a day!
