Close the door! I'm dressing!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa
Jeffrey Dahmer!
With 26 characters he met at a party.
Ohm on the range
There's a clock on the stove.
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
A: Get off.
Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.
Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.
Close the door, I'm dressing!
Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"
General Motors, General Electric, and General Dynamics.
A: Because he was General Electric.
He could not get past the tree!
So it could be timber!
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo
