Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
My Bologna had a first name.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
To get a better grip on the broom
Chernobyl fallout...
The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
To match their hipster owners' jeans.
A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
Give her a shovel.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove
