Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

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What kind of tie does a pig wear ?

Pig's tie !

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...