Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'