Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

How do you fix the dishwasher?

Smack her.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

How did hipster kid hurt himself?

He touched the stove before it was cool...

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'