Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

Who wears robes, cuts off people's hands, and lives in the desert?

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Stove Jokes More Stove Jokes

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.