What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.