Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

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They turn the stool upside down

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Turn the stool upside-down

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad