Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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What do dolphins like to listen to?

Podcasts.

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

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Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad