Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

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Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.