Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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What is Yoda's last name?

Layhehoo

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Stepladder Jokes More Stepladder Jokes

Why did the stool not listen to the stepladder?

Because it wasn't his real dad

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.