How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

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What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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How many dead whores does it take to change a light bulb?

More than three, I still can't reach it.