What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

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How about a game?

You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP ). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points.

Whats worst than a super long joke?

A short one with no punchline

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways