You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Fruit of the tomb
Unemployed
I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.
Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
The stand-up chameleon.
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
He feinted. (Sorry)