What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What is wrong with me?

Asking for a friend..

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.