How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.