What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

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What do you call a bagel shortage?

The Holocaust.

What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.