What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What's the difference between a feminist and a battery?

Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/howmanyfeministsdoesittaketochangea/

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

50 Year Jokes More 50 Year Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?

You can't milk a goat for over 50 years