What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS?

Acting surprised.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.