What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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What's the hardest part of making monster soup?

Stirring it.

What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing