What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A: A red bucket in disguise.

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.