What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth?

You can't gargle with the sand.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats the difference between Taylor Swift and Adele?

About fifty pounds

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.