How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in