How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ?

Chimney Cricket !

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.