Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

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Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

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Why does a Bicycle have a kickstand?

Because it's two tired.

How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?

A: It is the one with the kickstand.