What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.

Why would Pinocchio make a bad criminal?

He wasn't cut out for this.

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What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.