What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

What can you put at the end of a sentence, to make it funnier?

The punchline.

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.