What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

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What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

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What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What do you call paddling down a river of skim milk?

white water rafting.

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.