What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

How many guns do I have left?

That's right. 10.

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.