What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

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What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hareline.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

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What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

What do you call an epileptic leper taking a bath?

Porridge.