How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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What were the French children doing in the pool?

Piscine.

Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.