How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

Why is wrestling stupid?

It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....

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What do you call five blondes in a pool?

Air bubbles.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.