How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

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What does David Bowie do after he gets out of the swimming pool?

He ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-changes. (Sorry if repost)

When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?

When your bald !

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What brand of vodka does a Canadian drink?

Grey Moose

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a village of pygmies?

One's a bunch of cunning runts.....

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko :D