How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

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Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do hipsters buy their drugs?

by the instagram.

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.