Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Why is steam such a hipster?

Because it was water before it was cool.

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What's the most dangerous animal in Alaska?

Sarah Palin