Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

What do you get when you cross Johnny Depp with Nicolas Cage?

Johnny Cage

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer?

So he could say he wore it before it was cool.