How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Natural Light Jokes More Natural Light Jokes

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What's the preferred beer of Dogme 95?

Natural Light.