What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What's the similarity between Hellen Keller and a sad pirate?

Neither of them got to sea!

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.