What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer