Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What do you get when you let 25,000 Syrian refugees into Canada during the winter?

Isisicles

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

John Jokes More John Jokes

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!"

Where did little John go after the explosion?

Everywhere.

Funeral Jokes More Funeral Jokes

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why will I go down in history?

I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Which wizard can help you tone up your arms and upper body?

Dumbbelldor.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend