John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
Awoli.
A: She took the 33 bus twice instead.
Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok
Lets go play on our bikes.
It takes only one nail to hang the photo
Bae-goals
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Elton's John
He gets mourning wood.
fun!
I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Dumbbelldor.