Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other?

Lets get Jobs!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.