What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

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What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch?

A witch in soggy trainers.

What do you call a witch who drives really badly?

A road hag.