What did the stoplight say to the car?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

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What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight?

A: Don't look I'm changing!!